Boooooooooooooooooring !!!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh, there are two 30 something women sitting right in front of me talking to each other about their children. Is there anything more boring than having to listen to a couple of wanna be’s talk about how gifted and special their brats are?
Both have a son in a private school, both sons are about the same age. Both are on their respective school’s debating team, both excel at sport, both are the top of their class in all their subjects, both play the guitar just like Jimmy Hendrix, both do so much charity work that Mother Teresa herself would be impressed, both are learning to drive and, surprise surprise, Peter Brock couldn’t be a better driver. And are so loving and considerate and grateful of their Mother. These two are on drugs.
Honestly, it’s like listening to two men talk about their weekend fishing trip. I had no idea that being the mother of a 16 year old boy could be so competitive. I wish I had some kind of award to give these two for Bullshitter of the year.
Judging by the accolades their mother’s are giving them these two young fellows will be Rhodes Scholars, brain surgeons, nuclear physicists, Prime Minister and will save the world from hunger, poverty, earth hour and bad breath all by the time they are 20.
I hope they are writing all these porkys down, there is no way they will be able to remember all that fairy dust.
It’s interesting to watch this actually, each one is so caught up in bragging about her gifted little soul that the other one can’t get a word in. So they talk over the top of each other.AND they are boring the pants of each other (and the rest of the carriage). Thank goodness they don’t have photo’s, we would have to kill ourselves